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For posterity's sake, "I hope you don't end up getting killed by nazis" is a sentence said to me today
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it went well. i think. we'll see.
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🎂Happy birthday to French philosopher, Gilles Deleuze, born this day, 1925, in Paris. #philosophy #philosophyquotes #gillesdeleuze
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The D.C. fire department says a fire a few blocks south of the Capitol has been extinguished.
#DCsBravest responded to an outside fire in the 100 block of H St SE that has been extinguished. There were no injuries. This accounts for smoke that many have seen.
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The Capitol is under evacuation. Unclear as to why. Smoke can be seen in this video
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did it!!!!
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guess i've gotta start working on prophecy now...
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The existence of sea shanties implies the existence of earth, wind, and fire shanties
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We must imagine sisyphus annihilating a 2 topping large stuffed crust from pizza hut
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