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I heard that a sacked dodgem supervisor take his former employer to court as he was claiming Funfair Dismissal...More career jokes
Walked into a music shop and the manager said, "Good morning". I said "You too". He said, "Second aisle on the left". Music Jokes...
How did Scrooge manage to score the winning the goal? The ghost of Christmas passed... Some puns and one liners on the theme of Christmas Cracker Jokes...
A ship load of blue crashed into a ship load of red paint. The crews were marooned. A series of puns and one liners on the theme of Ship Jokes
Apparently Karl Marx's toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern. Philosophy Jokes.