programmer, philosopher, jerk

Houston, TX
Joined April 2012
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i miss brunch
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“What do you use to mock @awscloud services?” “Twitter, mostly.”
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Replying to @QuinnyPig
That’s a messed up form of 2FA.
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Impeach 2: Electric Boogaloo wait no not like that
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Everyone getting arrested and losing their job for storming the Capitol building are realizing why their grandparents wore hoods.
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"Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell
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One year ago today, my wife and I had an amazing time at a @planetbooty concert. I miss concerts...
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I would tell you how many followers I have lost but I have no idea how many i had before because I’m an adult
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