rocket man | he/him

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Joined September 2012
Me: I’ve been called a tumor before does that make me a cancer? Astronomer: u have the wrong number
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our grandkids are going to bitch and moan about the paul blart remakes because they'll never top the originals
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America is like an HGTV makeover show but when the makeover people show up they just yell “IT’S FINE THE WAY IT IS” and then they indignantly gather up their roaches and stomp back into the house through the clear shower curtain they were using as a door
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Me: JNCO makes caskets now? Her: that's a dumpster
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Her: *twirls hair* hehe you’re so tall Him, a giant animatronic King Kong: *moves arms In predefined pattern*
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Nervously trying to decide if that one small speck of white paint in the corner of that square is part of a crosswalk until I get overwhelmed and just close my laptop
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Step 1: Choose Zangief Step 2: Spin Sticks wildly and mash buttons Step 3:
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eating ass
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