Joined October 2011
Just recreating our fav photoshoot
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The fact is your father & I are together and it’s about time you got used to it
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“Could you guys please leave?” 🥺 👉👈
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This is the most smashable object I’ve ever seen. I will not know peace until I smash this watch
Conor McGregor’s new $1 million watch 💰
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I’m writing Rudy Giuliani fan fiction where he wakes up in Wessagusset in the Massachusetts Bay Colonies, the year 1680 and finds joy and happiness for the first time in his life by spending two days every weak in a pillory wearing a paper hat that says “GROSS ITALIANISM” on it
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Here’s a fun bit of trivia: the groundskeeper who lived in Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate’s guest house is now married to a lady who claims to be Sharon Tate’s unborn baby
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When Jeff Dunham get a new puppet
When your husband patiently waits for you at work. ❤️
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Detransition, Baby by @torreypeters is the first book I’ve read in one sitting in like 10 years and I think you should read it.
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