Emmy-losing Writer/Director (@nbcSNL, @JimmyKimmelLive, @Netflix, @CBS, @ComedyCentral, @NewYorker). Follow me on IG: ZackBornstein

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Remember when they told us to give Trump a chance and now I can't see the sky bc LA has too much cremation smog
As Los Angeles County battles against the unrelenting coronavirus, an air pollution control agency says it has temporarily suspended limits on cremations in order to assist crematoriums in the county with a "backlog" caused by the pandemic. cnn.it/2LzwXFy
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Replying to @rmayemsinger
Hahahah
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Replying to @yashar
NOMINATE👏SECRETARY👏OF👏HIIT👏@ALEXTOUSSAINT25👏
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Thoughts and prayers
Breaking: The National Rifle Association says it has filed a petition for bankruptcy
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Movies didn’t prepare us for the apocalypse to be this stupid
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Replying to @WendyMolyneux
Still thinking about this tweet each and every day
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If I die of COVID you have my permission to wing my dead body at Trump during a press conference like that guy who threw a shoe at Bush
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