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Joined May 2018
I may not be a 10, but I'm still a SYNACK.
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Prominent Chinese woman in tech: Your app isn't completely secure and you should warn people of this. Signal: *block* Random White Dude: Ditto what she has been saying for years. Signal: Oh what a good point. We'll look into it! 🤨
First time I've heard that specific suggestion; seems reasonable to me. Also, if people believe this is a real problem with popular keyboards, it seems like spending a few hours with apktool writing up what they're doing to get them taken down would be even more effective.
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Just released by the White House whitehouse.us19.list-manage.…
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In retrospect, making an observation OnlyFans for infosec could probably work, but would be a career limiting move especially for me was probably not a wise move in orderb to have a quiet Monday. Locking my DMs and going into private mode to avoid the ridiculousness.
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Them: Hear us out! Just take cute and provocative photos and post about our product. For free! Me: That's not really my thing... Them: You'll get instant "street cred" in infosec! Me: ಠ_ಠ
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Them: Oh we don't own any product! We are social media coaches who help people with potential sell themselves. Me: Oh... so you want me to be sexier to sell my infosec services? Them: Well it's a proven model that works! Scaaaaaaaam.
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Like what does that even look? "Here's me in my sexy librarian outfit while I type this report telling you how naughty your security controls are. Pay my for a live stream to watch as I type this up...sexily." Hmm... actually that might work.
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"It's our added value service... it's the same report, but way hotter."
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how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going
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