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Joined May 2007
Eris Renée retweeted
Jerry Nadler brought Zabar’s to the impeachment.
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UPDATE: Jacob Chansley (AKA Jake Angeli or QAnon Shaman) will be fed organic food, in line with his strict shaman diet, while in federal custody. "We will abide by the judge's order," U.S. Marshal David Gonzales said. @abc15 abc15.com/news/state/horned-…
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Them: You just have to make the time. My ADHD ass: PUHLEASE! I don't even understand that time is a thing half the time and you expect me to MAKE SOME FROM SCRATCH!?
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It’s simple. These GOP “leaders” NEED to acknowledge they lost the election. If they don’t, they’re inciting violence by making people believe their democracy was stolen. Until they acknowledge there was NO evidence of mass voter fraud, their followers will continue to plot.
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think I figured out what's going on with the State Department
NEW: A hacker took control and locked the chastity cages of several men, asking them for a ransom to unlock them. "Your cock is mine now," the hacker told one of the victims. vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/y…
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In all future releases of "Home Alone 2", the role of [redacted] will now be played by Hatsune Miku.
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I want family and friends to see this picture. I want you to realize I am “the media.” I want you to see that people in our country would prefer to have me and my coworkers murdered and I want you to just let that sink in.
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While DigitalOcean is committed to supporting a free and open internet, based on the history of the content on Parler, their platform would be in violation of our terms of service and they are not welcome on DigitalOcean.
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I am LOSING IT
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Someone made the point that the insurrection had a festive air to it - like "hey this is fun!" This is spot on. And it's the *exact* same type of energy their grandparents brought to the lynching.
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