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english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible. JRR Tolkien: no
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If you’re 6’4” like me then you’ll agree that end posts on beds can seriously get fucked
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when he said the line i was shook
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“would u like to install updates” no actually i’d like you to stfu
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Doctor: we weaned you off the hallucinegic drugs, you're clean now Shaggy: how great is that scoob! Scooby: woof Shaggy: what
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I guess no one will ever use the phrase ‘a walk in the park’ the same way again
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you’ve only truly completed netflix when you watch everything again but with subtitles
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or without, depending on your first run obviously
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